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- The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sahara
Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sahara is such that the inhabitants
have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation.
- The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Egyptians
built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube.
- The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,
Guinness’s, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,
Cain, once asked " Am I my brother’s son?"
- God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on the Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Isaac
stole his brother’s birthmark. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his 12 sons to be
patriarchs but they did not take to it. One of Jabob’s sons, Joseph gave refuse to
the Israelites.
- Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to
the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.
Afterwards, Moses went to Mount Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.
- David was a Hebrew King skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the
Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David’s
sons had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.
- The Government of England was a limited mockery.
- Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abscess in his knee. Queen
Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen", but as a queen, she was a success. When
Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted "hurrah", then her
navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.
- The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He never made
much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived at Windsor with his merry
wives writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In one of his famous plays, Hamlet rations
out the situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries
to convince Macbeth to kill the King, by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an
example of an heroic couplet.
- Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey
Hate. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost", then,
his wife died and he wrote "Paradise Regained".
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